Age/Gender: 13, Male
Location: The Bag Cave
Job: Part time Superhero
I am the scurge of all villans. I looked Medussa in the eyes and laughed. I am the greatest hero who ever lived. I Am The Incredible Paper Bag Man.
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Chuck Norris can win in a game of "Connect 4" in 3 moves.
When you say "nobody's perfect" Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck's foot and he screamed "Do you know who I am? I am Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his holy name gave the man sight. Sadly the first,last, and only thing that man saw was Chuck's roundhouse headed straight for him.
I at this very moment am making a Gir fan-post-thingy. So comment and swear your undying loyalty to this great...great...GREAT....robot.
I just got the New issue of GameInformer and it was the 200th issue. YIPPIE!! Also they had a top 200 game cowntdown, but after reading it I'm about to go on a murderus rampage I'm so mad! Everything is wrong and I'm mad about it! If you are like me and are ticked off at this abomination comment and talk about it.
It's Thanksgiving and you know what that means.......FOOD!! So grab the forks and knives and stuff you face.
Happy Thanksgiving NewGrounds!
OUCH! Just got done the "K" medal on OCD+ and GOD does my finger hurt! 1 hour of holding a button hurts more that a kick to the teeth. TRUST ME GUYS!
Well I got nothing better to do so.......time for a post filled with an overusd topic!
PILLS!!!!
These guys are hilarious!
